by Moss Hart & George S. Kaufman
October 1-4, 2003
| Name | Character |
|---|---|
| TiAnna Toney | Penelope Sycamore |
| Laura Frye | Essie |
| Rochelle Cotton | Rheba |
| Jerry Donahue | Paul Sycamore |
| Matt Hicks | Mr. DePinna |
| Steven York | Ed |
| Darin Ellis | Donald |
| T. Michael Murdock | Martin Vanderhof |
| Aimee Cox | Alice |
| Justin Taylor | Mr. Henderson |
| Brandon McCoy | Tony Kirby |
| Gabriel Riazi | Boris Kolenkhov |
| Courtney Susman | Gay Wellington |
| Raven Peters | Mr. Kirby |
| Courtney White | Mrs. Kirby |
| Glenn Spencer | "G" Man |
| Matt Ellixson | "G" Man |
| Rudy Watson | "G" Man |
| Ola Kraszpulska | Olga |
| Name | Position |
|---|---|
| Gene Anthony | Director |
| Lang Reynolds | Producer |
| Mike Murphy | Technical Director |
| James Morris-Smith - ΑΨΩ | Set Designer |
| James Morris-Smith - ΑΨΩ | Lighting Designer |
| Lang Reynolds | Design Coordinator |
| Joan St.Germain - ΑΨΩ | Costume Designer |
| Deb Carder-Deem - ΑΨΩ | Scene Shop Supervisor |
| Mark Cohn | Scene Shop Assistant |
| Jerry Donahue | Scene Shop Assistant |
| Kate Grieco | Scene Shop Assistant |
| Stephen Horton | Scene Shop Assistant |
| Keelan Shepherd | Scene Shop Assistant |
| Kate Grieco | Assistant Director |
| Kim Buetzow | Costume Shop Assistant |
| Justin Linville | Costume Shop Assistant |
| Jennifer Moore | Costume Shop Assistant |
| Bryan Bledsoe | Production Stage Manager |
| Stephen Horton | Stage Manager |
| Mark Cohn | Assistant Stage Manager |
| Brandon Giles | Rigger |
| Jen DiCiccio | Light Board Operator |
| David Warwick | Sound Board Operator |
| Keelan Shepherd | Props Master |
| Alicia Smolder | Properties |
| Kevin D. Bannon - ΑΨΩ | Technician |
| Jessica Dunphy | Wardrobe |
| Betsy Jayne Kelly | Wardrobe |
| Michael Kreuter | Wardrobe |
| Karah Markins | Wardrobe |
| Adam Stephens | Wardrobe |
| RJ Talbot | Wardrobe |
| Ashleigh (Bills) Bailey-Bannon Dyer | Construction Crew |
| Brandon Basham | Construction Crew |
| Chris Edry | Construction Crew |
| Trevor Fannin | Construction Crew |
| Brandon Giles | Construction Crew |
| Ola Kraszpulska | Construction Crew |
| Travis Peters | Construction Crew |
| Alicia Smolder | Construction Crew |
| Courtney Susman | Construction Crew |
| Mary Ellen Wolfe | Construction Crew |
| Rachel Clark | Costume Construction Crew |
| Rebecca Dalzell | Costume Construction Crew |
| Samantha Elkins | Costume Construction Crew |
| Elissa Horrell | Costume Construction Crew |
| Betsy Jayne Kelly | Costume Construction Crew |
| Michael Kreuter | Costume Construction Crew |
| Karah Markins | Costume Construction Crew |
| Corey Neal | Costume Construction Crew |
| Adam Stephens | Costume Construction Crew |
| RJ Talbot | Costume Construction Crew |
| Charles Taylor | Costume Construction Crew |
| Alicia Toney | Costume Construction Crew |
| Kitty Kelly-Smoot | Box Office Manager |
| Laura Frye | Box Office |
| Samuel Kincaid - ΑΨΩ | Box Office |
| Adrian Spitz | Box Office |
| Laura Frye | Publicity |
| Kitty Kelly-Smoot | Publicity |
| Karah Markins | Publicity |
| Brandon McCoy | Publicity |
| Adrian Spitz | Publicity |
| TiAnna Toney | Publicity |
| Stacey Lally | Videographer |